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Old 07-08-2018, 05:55 PM   #53081 (permalink)
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It only comes in six packs.
I live two stories above an epic drunk, btw. Sometimes when I go down the stairwell, he's got a huge stack of freshly bought beer cans stacked up. Like 6-8 full boxes of 20 or so cans. He lifts them in to his apartment one box a time, but mostly, he leaves a whole bunch of them out there for hours. My theory is that he drinks a few when all the lifting has him exhausted, then naps for a few hours (or passes out, what do I know?). He's a nice enough guy, really, but I don't hope that's my future. Or yours.
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Old 07-08-2018, 06:02 PM   #53082 (permalink)
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Old 07-08-2018, 06:03 PM   #53083 (permalink)
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He buys terrible beer. I'm more of an ale guy anyway.
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Old 07-08-2018, 06:26 PM   #53084 (permalink)
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I live two stories above an epic drunk, btw. Sometimes when I go down the stairwell, he's got a huge stack of freshly bought beer cans stacked up. Like 6-8 full boxes of 20 or so cans. He lifts them in to his apartment one box a time, but mostly, he leaves a whole bunch of them out there for hours. My theory is that he drinks a few when all the lifting has him exhausted, then naps for a few hours (or passes out, what do I know?). He's a nice enough guy, really, but I don't hope that's my future. Or yours.
Lol it totally is but I'm smart enough to keep my addiction hidden unless I'm talking to fellow internet losers.
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Old 07-08-2018, 06:32 PM   #53086 (permalink)
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Serious drunks don’t even drink beer
Drinking beer is how serious drunks drink responsibly. Can't slay your liver because the pressure building in the stomach has to subside.
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That’s not hardcore alcoholism
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Old 07-08-2018, 06:35 PM   #53088 (permalink)
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I'm a zany drunk.
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Im leaving Friday morning and booked in the conference until 5ish every night.

Ill see what i can do Chula.

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