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Old 05-28-2018, 06:07 PM   #51221 (permalink)
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Anyhoo, this is what I sent my wife of 35 years.
I have two questions:
  1. How did you get the party hat to stay on the dog?
  2. How did you keep the dog from jumping out of the basket?
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Old 05-28-2018, 06:25 PM   #51222 (permalink)
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Discipline. A few whacks on the butt if he slacked off during practice.
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Old 05-29-2018, 09:25 AM   #51223 (permalink)
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Recently made stage supervisor at work. Obviously more prestigious and perhaps more stressful, but it's fucking boring compared to my previous role. I have less to do and am restricted to one area.

Good to know I am trusted/valued but I think it was a bad move in terms of the running of the venue.
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Old 05-29-2018, 09:59 AM   #51224 (permalink)
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Recently made stage supervisor at work. Obviously more prestigious and perhaps more stressful, but it's fucking boring compared to my previous role. I have less to do and am restricted to one area.

Good to know I am trusted/valued but I think it was a bad move in terms of the running of the venue.
Maybe you’ll meet more top lasses?
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Old 05-29-2018, 12:07 PM   #51225 (permalink)
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Finally tried acid again this weekend. It was a hundred times better than my first time since I was with the right person which dramatically reduced my self consciousness.
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Old 05-29-2018, 12:27 PM   #51226 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2018, 01:07 PM   #51227 (permalink)
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Finally tried acid again this weekend. It was a hundred times better than my first time since I was with the right person which dramatically reduced my self consciousness.
Shrooms are much better. I've had bad trips on both but shrooms takes the cake anytime. Especially on a beach at 3 in the morning where the universe will swallow you and turn you into one of their stars.
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Old 05-29-2018, 01:10 PM   #51228 (permalink)
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Shrooms are much better. I've had bad trips on both but shrooms takes the cake anytime. Especially on a beach at 3 in the morning where the universe will swallow you and turn you into one of their stars.
That's usually what people who can't handle acid say.
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Old 05-29-2018, 01:14 PM   #51229 (permalink)
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That's usually what people who can't handle acid say.
That's usually what psychedelic dudebros say.
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Old 05-29-2018, 01:19 PM   #51230 (permalink)
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People who expect acid to be mellow probably bite into ghost peppers thinking that they're like bell peppers.
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