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OccultHawk · 05-13-2018, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Oil and filter. Don't you?

Not unless I get around to it before it gets hot. **** $40 or whatever it costs.

I don’t have a garage and **** if I’m climbing on those fire ant hills in that mosquito pitch. Then you either got to take the old oil somewhere or sneak and dump it in a sewer.

Chula Vista · 05-13-2018, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Then you either got to take the old oil somewhere or sneak and dump it in a sewer.

Or leave it at the door of the local Jiffy Lube well after closing, or before, opening hours.

$40 < $14 x every 3K miles?

Buys a lot of cigarettes.

OccultHawk · 05-14-2018, 02:14 AM

That 3K Miles bull**** is bull****. My odometer is broken anyway. Plus I don’t smoke tobacco

The 70s are over

kibbeh · 05-14-2018, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don't how close you are you need to untie the belt if you're getting dizzy.

i don't understand

Psy-Fi · 05-14-2018, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

i don't understand

kibbeh · 05-14-2018, 10:44 AM

i'm even more confused

The Batlord · 05-14-2018, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69

i'm even more confused

You passed out because you were masturbating while choking yourself with a belt.

kibbeh · 05-14-2018, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You passed out because you were masturbating while choking yourself with a belt.

surprisingly not the reason why! but that sounds hot

Chula Vista · 05-14-2018, 12:45 PM

My rig has 2 seven gallon propane tanks for heat, hot water, and the oven/stove. I've been living in it for 2.5 months. Checked them this morning and one was completely empty and the other one is half full.

Took the empty one down to get filled and it only cost me $21. So my gas bill is only about $12 a month. I can handle that.

(a full 7 gallon tank is ****ing heavy!)

Plankton · 05-14-2018, 01:12 PM

I had just played the first round of an A-Tier Disc Golf tournament last Thursday, sitting 5 strokes behind the leader and getting ready to play the final round in the morning. I went to bed early, making sure I would be ready to battle my way back to the top of the leader board, when I got a call around 1am informing me that my Dad wouldn't make it through the night. He was an hour and a half away and I was sitting groggy with tears in my eyes still holding my phone not knowing if I was dreaming or if this was really happening. I snapped back into reality and headed out into the night heading for my Dad, hoping I'd make it in time. I was about 1/3rd of the way there when I got the next call. He had passed. When I got there, some of the family had been waiting for me to intercept and console my broken heart as I made my way to his hospital room. I broke down. I am utterly destroyed.

05-14-2018, 02:14 AM	#50723 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	That 3K Miles bull** is bull**. My odometer is broken anyway. Plus I don’t smoke tobacco The 70s are over __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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05-14-2018, 12:45 PM	#50729 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	My rig has 2 seven gallon propane tanks for heat, hot water, and the oven/stove. I've been living in it for 2.5 months. Checked them this morning and one was completely empty and the other one is half full. Took the empty one down to get filled and it only cost me $21. So my gas bill is only about $12 a month. I can handle that. (a full 7 gallon tank is ****ing heavy!) __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-14-2018, 01:12 PM	#50730 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I had just played the first round of an A-Tier Disc Golf tournament last Thursday, sitting 5 strokes behind the leader and getting ready to play the final round in the morning. I went to bed early, making sure I would be ready to battle my way back to the top of the leader board, when I got a call around 1am informing me that my Dad wouldn't make it through the night. He was an hour and a half away and I was sitting groggy with tears in my eyes still holding my phone not knowing if I was dreaming or if this was really happening. I snapped back into reality and headed out into the night heading for my Dad, hoping I'd make it in time. I was about 1/3rd of the way there when I got the next call. He had passed. When I got there, some of the family had been waiting for me to intercept and console my broken heart as I made my way to his hospital room. I broke down. I am utterly destroyed. __________________ See location...