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WWWP · 04-13-2018, 10:42 PM

Come plug, *******s

Psy-Fi · 04-14-2018, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I woke up in silk sheets on a king sized waterbed. I expelled my waste in a fancy toilet with an anal massaging bidet. I walked down my spiral staircase to my big swimming pool. I took off my skivvies and dove off the high dive and swam a couple laps in the heated water. Then I took a shower in my super modern high tech super shower room. I had my 18 year old Chinese maid dry me off. My chef had a fancy omelette and rare steak ready for breakfast. I ate naked. Then I went into my fancy music listening room and cranked up the AC so the fire wouldn’t bother me. Exhausting.

Welcome back, Hef!

We all thought you were dead.

OccultHawk · 04-14-2018, 08:40 AM

I flew in my personal jet to NYC last night. I met up with all the current hipsters in the Brooklyn jazz scene and had them over to my Manhattan penthouse for vegan dishes and purple kush. A few of them played me some personalized live sets and took requests. I let them crash there but I left at about 3 on my leer jet, Hawk Forced One. We’re touching down in Honolulu soon. Zuckerberg wants me to take his new Hawaiian crib off his hands. I’m just gonna keep his crib and a little yard out front. I’m turning the rest of the land into a nature preserve free and always open to public. I’m meeting with the indigenous population to see if they want some free housing out there. Should be pretty cool.

Trollheart · 04-14-2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I flew in my personal jet to NYC last night. I met up with all the current hipsters in the Brooklyn jazz scene and had them over to my Manhattan penthouse for vegan dishes and purple kush. A few of them played me some personalized live sets and took requests. I let them crash there but I left at about 3 on my leer jet, Hawk Forced One. We’re touching down in Honolulu soon. Zuckerberg wants me to take his new Hawaiian crib off his hands. I’m just gonna keep his crib and a little yard out front. I’m turning the rest of the land into a nature preserve free and always open to public. I’m meeting with the indigenous population to see if they want some free housing out there. Should be pretty cool.

I would say that's a misspelling, but no, for you, it's perfectly correct.

OccultHawk · 04-14-2018, 09:51 AM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll talk to my secretary.

Trollheart · 04-14-2018, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll talk to my secretary.

With your dick no doubt.

~~MicShazam~~ · 04-14-2018, 10:56 AM

A friend of mine called this morning and asked if I would drive to another city with him to get a table he'd bought from some student dude. So we went to get that and took a stop by some sort of sci-fi convention on the way home. It wasn't really my kind of thing. So many people everywhere - some even in furry costumes - and just too many damn toys and too much merchandise garbage for sale everywhere. I guess that's what these conventions are? The guy who played the original Star Wars Boba Fett character was there, signing things. He looked really damn old. At least it was a quality table.

Trollheart · 04-14-2018, 11:53 AM

Justthefacts · 04-14-2018, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

A friend of mine called this morning and asked if I would drive to another city with him to get a table he'd bought from some student dude. So we went to get that and took a stop by some sort of sci-fi convention on the way home. It wasn't really my kind of thing. So many people everywhere - some even in furry costumes - and just too many damn toys and too much merchandise garbage for sale everywhere. I guess that's what these conventions are? The guy who played the original Staw Wars Boba Fett character was there, signing things. He looked really damn old. At least it was a quality table.

I think you might've stumbled across the land they call... COMIC CON. I hate Comic Con too you aren't alone.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-14-2018, 01:20 PM

chances are if you hate comic con you’re probably a nerd who is in denial of how nerdy they are and therefore try to separate themselves from other nerds

04-14-2018, 08:40 AM	#49893 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I flew in my personal jet to NYC last night. I met up with all the current hipsters in the Brooklyn jazz scene and had them over to my Manhattan penthouse for vegan dishes and purple kush. A few of them played me some personalized live sets and took requests. I let them crash there but I left at about 3 on my leer jet, Hawk Forced One. We’re touching down in Honolulu soon. Zuckerberg wants me to take his new Hawaiian crib off his hands. I’m just gonna keep his crib and a little yard out front. I’m turning the rest of the land into a nature preserve free and always open to public. I’m meeting with the indigenous population to see if they want some free housing out there. Should be pretty cool. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-14-2018, 09:51 AM	#49895 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll talk to my secretary. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-14-2018, 10:56 AM	#49897 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	A friend of mine called this morning and asked if I would drive to another city with him to get a table he'd bought from some student dude. So we went to get that and took a stop by some sort of sci-fi convention on the way home. It wasn't really my kind of thing. So many people everywhere - some even in furry costumes - and just too many damn toys and too much merchandise garbage for sale everywhere. I guess that's what these conventions are? The guy who played the original Star Wars Boba Fett character was there, signing things. He looked really damn old. At least it was a quality table. Last edited by MicShazam; 04-14-2018 at 01:21 PM.

04-14-2018, 11:53 AM	#49898 (permalink)
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