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Old 01-20-2018, 07:26 PM   #47551 (permalink)
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How am I supposed to pee standing up in that?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:32 PM   #47552 (permalink)
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You lift it up over your head and hope for the best. #RealHorseGirlsMakeDo
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:38 PM   #47553 (permalink)
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You lift it up over your head and hope for the best. #RealHorseGirlsMakeDo
Real men are terrified of the power of their dick and always aim to make sure they don't pee on their foot.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-21-2018, 02:27 PM   #47554 (permalink)
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I already hate my new job

though I can get paid to do actually nothing for at least 45 days

**** it I'm getting a part time job and am going back to school fulltime, maybe something like UPS package handler, it'll barely cover my rent

I will scrounge the forests for food
Hands up anyone who's surprised?
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Old 01-21-2018, 02:50 PM   #47555 (permalink)
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damn that was fast

it's like me dropping out of school except the opposite

you're dropping in
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Old 01-21-2018, 03:50 PM   #47556 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2018, 09:04 PM   #47557 (permalink)
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Found a large lump under my left nip. I have to get a mammogram.



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Old 01-22-2018, 09:16 PM   #47558 (permalink)
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Mammograms are the worst; I had to get one last year and it was awful. I'm sure the lump is nothing though.
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Old 01-22-2018, 09:38 PM   #47559 (permalink)
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Mammograms are the worst; I had to get one last year and it was awful. I'm sure the lump is nothing though.
I volunteer my services to check all female MB members' boobies. For lumps, or whatever.
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Found a large lump under my left nip. I have to get a mammogram.
Did you just roast yourself?
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