Originally Posted by The Batlord

I say if they ask you, just stare intently at the baby and lick your lips. Even if they know you're just being a dumbass it'll probably still make them not want to hand you the baby.

Originally Posted by grindy

Went to our academy of arts' summer exhibition.
I'm not that into visual arts, but I am generally interested in art and there was some cool stuff there. Plus a good and genuinely talented friend whose works I haven't seen in years exhibited some cool new ones. Plus I wanted to pick up a copy of their magazine which featured one of my texts.
What was annoying though was having to listen to people talking about art. **** your pretentious interpretation. Not that interpreting things is wrong, obviously one does it, but it's all about the experience for me and talking about it is so dull.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Grats, PS.



Because a lot of people get hung up on trying to understand why formulas work instead of just following the appropriate steps to solve the problem. This was always my biggest difficulty when helping others with math/physics.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Haha, I thought you were joking that you got 5 out of 100. Never heard of a test where the maximum is 5.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

The problem with this behaviour is that it's generally done with an eye cast around, as in "Look at me! How much I know about art! Aren't I clever?"
Gahhh!

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Do not. DO NOT! DO NOT!!!

Drink a glass of orange juice, then a glass of V8 juice, then a glass of whole milk Carnation Instant Breakfast within a short period of time.

I'd forgotten what projectile vomitting was like.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Yo V8 with some hot sauce and salt is some good fucking shit. Without them it's still pretty good amirtitefellas?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Who the hell you kidding with calling yourself an American? I'll bet you have a mustache.

Originally Posted by Frownland

White guy doesn't like hot sauce. Everybody look surprised.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Yo V8 with some hot sauce and salt is some good fucking shit. Without them it's still pretty good amirtitefellas?

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump