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Lucem Ferre · 10-28-2016, 03:50 PM

That's because I don't work there.

I think one of my work mates was trying to seduce me into ****ing her while her man was out of town and I felt weirded out by the idea of meeting her 14 year old daughter but almost regret not doing it anyways.

Then there was that other lady who was all over me and kept recording videos of me on her phone when I wasn't watching that annoyed the **** out of me because she kept doing that Surenos whistle and went on this rant about how her boy friend and her son who was my age were both 'rowdy n*****s'.

**Frownland** · 10-28-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

That's because I don't work there.

I think one of my work mates was trying to seduce me into ****ing her while her man was out of town and I felt weirded out by the idea of meeting her 14 year old daughter but almost regret not doing it anyways.

Then there was that other lady who was all over me and kept recording videos of me on her phone when I wasn't watching that annoyed the **** out of me because she kept doing that Surenos whistle and went on this rant about how her boy friend and her son who was my age were both 'rowdy n*****s'.

I'd take most members here over these old ladies.

Lot of cougar claws thrown my way too.

Chula Vista · 10-28-2016, 03:57 PM

Worst day in a long time.

The crux of our lawsuit with both Megacorp and the China company is based around the Exclusive Distributor Agreement we signed with the China company back in 1998.

Basically they agreed that my company had exclusive rights to sell and distribute any products that we designed on behalf of our customers in the North American territories. We design and then buy products from the China company, pay them, and then re-sell them over here.

After 2 whole years of litigation one of the China factory's lawyers based here in LA stumbled across a very new provision in the California business codes which states:

Except as provided in this chapter, every contract by which anyone is restrained from engaging in a lawful profession, trade, or business of any kind is to that extent void.

Today, after hearing arguments from both sides, the trial judge basically yanked the foundation out from under our house. Now we're left to pick through the rubble and decide if it's worth moving forward.

I feel like I just got gut punched by Mike Tyson in his prime.

grindy · 10-28-2016, 04:00 PM

Wow, that sounds really boring.

Lucem Ferre · 10-28-2016, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I'd take most members here over these old ladies.

Lot of cougar claws thrown my way too.

I've had the customers hit on me too.

I got entertainment from sneaking up behind people and making load gun noises. Or just yelling "AHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET"

grindy · 10-28-2016, 04:04 PM

I wonder whether all this workplace flirting is just more of an american thing or whether I'm just oblivious/unapproachable/ugly.

The Batlord · 10-28-2016, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I wonder whether all this workplace flirting is just more of an american thing or whether I'm just oblivious/unapproachable/ugly.

I think some people are just delusional. Most people don't seem to be in any hurry to associate with their coworkers beyond small talk and banter to make the day go by quicker.

**Frownland** · 10-28-2016, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I wonder whether all this workplace flirting is just more of an american thing or whether I'm just oblivious/unapproachable/ugly.

I'm the youngest guy in an office full of divorcees. You do the math.

Lucem Ferre · 10-28-2016, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I wonder whether all this workplace flirting is just more of an american thing or whether I'm just oblivious/unapproachable/ugly.

Depends on where you work. I got really drunk with my last boss and puked everywhere because after already taking about 4-5 shots before he got there I guess he had me take 6 more with him and I don't even remember that. I just remember puking and then Ashley giving me a ride home and she wanted to walk me into my house and I firmly yet politely let her know I could do it myself because I didn't want her to date rape me.

Chula Vista · 10-28-2016, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Wow, that sounds really boring.

Don't be a dick. Boring? We lose this case the company I've been at for 20 years goes bankrupt. Linda lost her job from here a year ago and hasn't been able to find anything better than part time at minimum wage. And we're having to pay for her health insurance now.

If I lose my job I'll be a 56-57 year old dude trying to find work at a salary I worked the past 35 years to get to. (ain't going to happen)

Our retirement funds have gone to **** cause I keep leeching from them every month just to pay the bills and we're probably going to lose our home.

Don't be a dick.

10-28-2016, 03:57 PM	#40283 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Worst day in a long time. The crux of our lawsuit with both Megacorp and the China company is based around the Exclusive Distributor Agreement we signed with the China company back in 1998. Basically they agreed that my company had exclusive rights to sell and distribute any products that we designed on behalf of our customers in the North American territories. We design and then buy products from the China company, pay them, and then re-sell them over here. After 2 whole years of litigation one of the China factory's lawyers based here in LA stumbled across a very new provision in the California business codes which states: Except as provided in this chapter, every contract by which anyone is restrained from engaging in a lawful profession, trade, or business of any kind is to that extent void. Today, after hearing arguments from both sides, the trial judge basically yanked the foundation out from under our house. Now we're left to pick through the rubble and decide if it's worth moving forward. I feel like I just got gut punched by Mike Tyson in his prime. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

10-28-2016, 04:00 PM	#40284 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Wow, that sounds really boring. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

10-28-2016, 04:04 PM	#40286 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I wonder whether all this workplace flirting is just more of an american thing or whether I'm just oblivious/unapproachable/ugly. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

10-28-2016, 03:50 PM	#40281 (permalink)
Lucem Ferre Cuter Than Post Malone. Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 4,978	That's because I don't work there. I think one of my work mates was trying to seduce me into **ing her while her man was out of town and I felt weirded out by the idea of meeting her 14 year old daughter but almost regret not doing it anyways. Then there was that other lady who was all over me and kept recording videos of me on her phone when I wasn't watching that annoyed the out of me because she kept doing that Surenos whistle and went on this rant about how her boy friend and her son who was my age were both 'rowdy n***s'.