Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

The Day From Hell.

Due to a complete lack of work (the result of a complete lack of advertising), I've been demoted twice this month - first from a giant corner office as lead app developer to the middle of a print production floor where I was told to learn InDesign because I am now the prepress designer. After mentioning that we'd need a content writer for our blog I was promptly handed that task as well, and let me tell you - it's so easy to research industry trends and write original content while folding and cutting machines are going WHACK-WHACK-WHACK-WHACK all day a few feet from your desk.

And when all our print work dried up I was again demoted to production and bindery where today, I worked with our janitor feeding 1,700 sheets of stock into a laminator for 8 hours. But the real joy was loading and unloading the machine twelve times during the course of the afternoon without permission to let the machine cool between loads, so I continuously burned myself on a 350-degree feed roller.

But the BEST part was that the janitor was blaring STAR FM (presumably a Clearchannel station). I have absolutely zero exposure to broadcast radio so it is intensely jarring to be screamed at for hours by lawyers offering to sue people for you, Country Sweet jingles, celebrity gossip, and some bastard godforsaken genre which pissf*cks together twangy country vocals, post-grunge effects, rap verse structures, and the autotuned sheen of vocal pop.

It was pure torture.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff

Oh no... you've been exposed to Bro-Country, and for that I am truly sorry. I'm impressed you've made it so far though without hearing any

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You are quite simply one of the most unique individuals I've ever met in my 680+ months living on this orb.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You are to all of us what Betelgeuse is to the sun in terms of musical diversity.

Originally Posted by Exo_

You sir are a true character. I love it.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You, sir, are a nerd's nerd.

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Just chiming in to declare that your posts are a source of life and wholesomeness

Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

It is my kryptonite. The scourge of my existence. I had never been so sadistic as to contemplate the abomination of supernatural resulting from such a merging. And the chorus took the final leap into the fiery inferno of musical depravity when the vocals suddenly pitch-shifted cartoonishly followed by an insipid bass drop marking the track's ultimate stage of suffering - bro-step.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail

Originally Posted by Tristan Geoff

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

You are quite simply one of the most unique individuals I've ever met in my 680+ months living on this orb.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You are to all of us what Betelgeuse is to the sun in terms of musical diversity.

Originally Posted by Exo_

You sir are a true character. I love it.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You, sir, are a nerd's nerd.

Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Just chiming in to declare that your posts are a source of life and wholesomeness

Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

There is no god.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail

Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

There is no god.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dude, you've seen nothing.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

Originally Posted by djchameleon

You beat me to the punch. I was going to post that.

A little mainstream bro-country is NOTHING on ^that.