Well, that's the same question that I can never understand. Despite having many *** friends I still just don't understand why anybody would fancy a man. By the same token, I don't understand why women are straight either. Glad that they are, but why wouldn't they all be lesbians?

Sometimes I feel like that's one of the reasons why *** guys (and straight girls) tend to like me, I'm like the stupid kid at school who doesn't understand the lesson, you sit next to them and feel clever when they ask you dumb questions.

2.54cms away from right-track. (Geddit!?)

EDIT: Don't worry, our system is still rife across the world. They haven't started calling it '30cm ball' yet...

EDIT: Want any more bad jokes?

a) don't get it. :confused:

b)Attachment 1457

why are people attracted to women?*seriously has no clue*

That's an interesting question. One after years of experience (mostly bad) I still don't know the answer to.

With men you can have quality conversations about anything, such as football, beer, music and all kinds of crazy stuff. Men are much better company on a night out, you don't have to watch how you behave as much.
But at the end of the day...you can't shag yer mates.
That's as close as I can get it.

^ straight guy perspective.

Translate all of the metric measurements I wrote into the imperial equivalent. Oh no, I think this is engineer humour (edges towards window ledge...).

i think the nature of sexual attraction is interesting. why are we sexually attracted to certain sexes? why does a specific form or shape of nature make us want to have sex with it? why aren't we for example, attracted to bottles of milk or computer screens? why is the female breast an object of desire for some and not for others? why do my pupils widen when i see a six pack ( and no, not beers ) on a man and i have no reaction on seeing a naked female body?
edit: sometimes i'm not sure if i use certian english expression the right way...so correct me if i'm wrong, but it is called a six pack right? visible abdominal muscles?

*Performs wrestling style two footed drop kick, sending DRMO plummeting to his death.*

Don't you mean a 60cm-ed drop kick?

I KNOW THE ANSWER.

Titties.