Maybe if you appreciated me a little I wouldn't have left you!

Went on a nice 3 mile walk to pick up some more cigs a bit earlier. Fresh air is awesome.

On top of that, I'm off on holiday for a few days as of this evening, and by holiday I mean hanging around the seaside drinking myself insensitive for a while. Should be fun anyway.

3 mile walk for cigs? Is that because you live in a forest in the middle of nowhere? I remember because you put a picture of it in the member picture thread. Like anyone could believe that was a garden!

There's a forest nearby, but it's some swanky bastard's private property, so unfortunately that's only half-true :D I am in the middle of nowhere for now though - I'm spending the summer with my family in Norfolk until I go back to the industrialised wastes commonly known as Bolton in about 6 weeks y'see.

Today was almost amazing..








Almost.

What held it back might I ask?

My day was actually pretty darn good! Spent most of the first half it cleaning our filtthy apartment with my wife, then went out with my youngest daughter to go shopping, get pizza for dinner, etc.... a pretty good day!

I'm particularly drunk at the moment, and my arm hurts from asking people to punch me in the arm all night, but other than that it's been a constructive day of work and socializing.

^ You have impressive drunk typing skills! & why were you asking people to punch you in the arm?

Hah, because I've been drinking! I'm not sure why, but I dictate much better under the influence.

Drunken arm punching.. hmmm..
I guess that's more safe than going to a bar and hitting on some of the nasty hussies that seem to be floating around.




Haha... hussies...
Is that even a legit word anymore?