... with those freeloading Mexicans and smelly Canadians.

Man having Australia and the US geographically close together would certainly make my life a whole bunch easier...

It's so weird I wrote a story when I was a little kid about Australia becoming a floating continent (I was in grade 3 cut me a break) and strong winds pushed it towards America who saw it as a sign of attack and the two went to war with each other. I kind of wish I penned the term "Australian-American War", Rockstar games would owe me some money.

My day was pretty crap,, sat around did nothing, went to the hospital and broke my arm so cant drum for ages :( and then i go to get two more ear piercings but of course its closed...

Today [or more, yesterday] was quite an interesting one for me. It regarded this particular forum.

Here are some things I've gathered from watching y'all and your [spammish 50% of the time] posts:

- Snappy comebacks: If you aren't able to properly execute them when need be, you're going to get yourself killed. [or worse, thrown into the "brig"]

- Age: There are a LOT of geezers here that I can't believe are still able to listen to music [properly] let alone type out a legible sentence with all that Parkinson's and those thick-ass cylinders that are glasses.

- Member Number: The most extensive I've seen in a great while. Consider yourselves lucky you've amassed the number you have.

[This is when I'd make a snappy statement about sex or something else politically incorrect to prove my worth your all-seeing eye, MF, but I just don't feel it right now] =[

Long live the world.

Man, I woke up this morning with a bruised jaw and a bloodied nose, and I can't remember what I did to obtain said injuries.

Sometimes [when I type like this] I think that I [better] get across my point.
[Or] appear to be [artistic and intellectual].
Unfortunately it [just] makes me look [dumb as ****.]

Today was really long. But I actually slept last night after being extremely tired and taking my frustration on anyone around me...

Mmhm...

:laughing:

If you properly want to illustrate your point everyone knows you should put certain words in bold.