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Old 06-28-2009, 03:07 AM   #9061 (permalink)
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Haha. Woah.

I can't sing anymore remember, my throat got hacked up and violated by a tonsil-taking man.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:10 AM   #9062 (permalink)
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Haha. Woah.

I can't sing anymore remember, my throat got hacked up and violated by a tonsil-taking man.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:14 AM   #9063 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:15 AM   #9064 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:18 AM   #9065 (permalink)
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I don't get it.

Omg I'm going to piss myself.


Shit I gotta catch my breath.

Well, heh, it's rather juvenile really... You may have been talking about a tonsil surgery, whilst it may have been sounding like a blowjob that didn't end very well.

I'm so sorry.
I couldn't help laughing at the whole scenario when you said "I don't get it". It was gold. Almost too good to not be scripted.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:20 AM   #9066 (permalink)
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Oh man, I don't care what they say about internet.
It's not just for faxing things.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:20 AM   #9067 (permalink)
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Omg I'm going to piss myself.


Shit I gotta catch my breath.

Well, heh, it's rather juvenile really... You may have been talking about a tonsil surgery, whilst it may have been sounding like a blowjob that didn't end very well.

I'm so sorry.
I couldn't help laughing at the whole scenario when you said "I don't get it". It was gold. Almost too good to not be scripted.
lolllllll you are so dirty-minded! Now I can't stop laughing. I swear every thread that you infiltrate turns into something dirty

And just to clarify: I got my tonsils out. By a surgeon, in a hospital. Haha.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:23 AM   #9068 (permalink)
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lolllllll you are so dirty-minded! I swear every thread that you infiltrate turns into something dirty

And just to clarify: I got my tonsils out. By a surgeon, in a hospital. Haha.
It wasn't me!!!! Haha...
You see that shocked smiley that Crash put? That's what he was thinking!
I laughed because I knew exactly what he was thinking.
Then you didn't get it.
And that made it so much more funny.

I know you got your tonsils out professionally doll, I was just explaining the situation.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:24 AM   #9069 (permalink)
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It wasn't me!!!! Haha...
You see that shocked smiley that Crash put? That's what he was thinking!
I laughed because I knew exactly what he was thinking.
Then you didn't get it.
And that made it so much more funny.

I know you got your tonsils out professionally doll, I was just explaining the situation.
lol I know I just thought I'd clarify in case anyone else comes into the thread and thinks I had a bad incident with a penis.

Hahaha that was pretty funny.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:27 AM   #9070 (permalink)
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lol I know I just thought I'd clarify in case anyone else comes into the thread and thinks I had a bad incident with a penis.

Hahaha that was pretty funny.

I'm still laughing myself retarded. I went grab another cold one and almost spit in the fridge on accident.

Oh man, the dynamic was just so perfect. Comedy truly is a science.


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If you wouldn't have said "violated", the whole thing would be a half less funny. So thank you. Your choice of words made my entire day.
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