Went out last night, to a lesbian bar. Didn't get laid.

Today I built a block city.

Today my village was burned to the ground by Vikings. Now I must travel to the highlands to train so that I may have my revenge, or atleast get an explanation, I mean srsly WTF?


Oh and I found a quarter!

This is why you're my friend.

Guilty as charged!

I have a job interview on Friday which looks very promising and is only ten minutes away too. The fridge has beer in and the sun is shining. Good day.

Bet you're gutted you missed my armpit smelling of cat food anecdote.

So today I got a friend's wedding invitation in the mail, looked at the date, and saw that it was the same night that BB King is coming to town next month. This is the concert I told my husband I would sell one of my kidney's to be able to go to. I was crushed, and began to contemplate which person I loved more...until I got inside the house to look at the calendar closer and realized that BB King is coming on a Friday, and her wedding is the Saturday right after that. Yay me! I don't have to lose any sleep over that now.

awkward day for me:

i saw my ex in a subway station, but instead of saying hi or anything I just STARED at her. just stared, like I'm a ****ing retard.

My mom got promoted, which means another 2 years of free college on the way :tramp:

The economy pretty much destroyed my initial college fund, which sucked.