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Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2009 04:36 PM
Stop whining & make your own sandwiches you lazy bastards.

simplephysics 03-17-2009 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 616159)
LOL.

I remember in gradeschool we always had little cartons of milk, but then the state had to cut budget or something and suddenly we had bags of milk.
Little square bags that looked like a breast implant.
You stabbed your straw into it and pedal-pushed the milk out.

How very wrong.
:laughing: I refuse to drink anything packaged like that.

Mojo 03-17-2009 05:09 PM
Bags of milk? They took milk away from us while I was in primary school and I always wanted it back but had it come back in a little bag I'd have thrown it in their face.

dac 03-17-2009 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 616163)
Stop whining & make your own sandwiches you lazy bastards.
Lunchmeat is actually fairly expensive :\

Freebase Dali 03-17-2009 07:50 PM
Well, Urban, I've made my own sandwiches... but somehow the ones I buy just taste better.
I can afford to prefer.

swim 03-17-2009 08:10 PM
Chain sub places don't have the good meats.

PinkCigarette 03-17-2009 08:11 PM
I got my period today and was happy that I already had a stash of pads so I am able to skip having to go to the store and stand in line with a bag of pads while a male cashier rings them in.

Yeah, I prefer pads over tampons because I refuse to stick anything up my hole that isn't a penis attached to a good looking man.

Freebase Dali 03-18-2009 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MissMurder (Post 616369)
I got my period today and was happy that I already had a stash of pads so I am able to skip having to go to the store and stand in line with a bag of pads while a male cashier rings them in.

Yeah, I prefer pads over tampons because I refuse to stick anything up my hole that isn't a penis attached to a good looking man.

I guess you haven't heard about Tampax Gigolos.

dac 03-18-2009 12:56 AM
Well it's just about 3 AM and I'm up working on Vector Mechanics homework. About to slash my wrists lol I'm gonna be up til 5.

Bane of your existence 03-18-2009 03:05 AM
See, this is what I 'mean



Quote:
Originally Posted by MissMurder (Post 616541)
The fact that everyone seems to know about the many details of your life is a tad scary.



Quote:
Originally Posted by MissMurder (Post 616369)
I got my period today and was happy that I already had a stash of pads so I am able to skip having to go to the store and stand in line with a bag of pads while a male cashier rings them in.

Yeah, I prefer pads over tampons because I refuse to stick anything up my hole that isn't a penis attached to a good looking man.

Anyways. I got a typhoid shot today. My arm is extremely sore now. Probably going to skip gym time. Also, I come back to the states in exactly three months (unless I get forward deployed to afgan) so I'm happy about that.


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