And they don't machine gun you when you try to go into their office?

Man, politics everywhere else seem so tame compared to ours.

They use Kit Carson's howitzers on us out here.

Some do, but you get used to it. They're just being lads.

No; I've never gone myself but I know people who have, and that is always the advice: if you can't get anyone to listen to you, go see your local TD.
Again, I ask: why would you vote someone into power if you can't later call on that power once they're, um, in power? Makes no sense. And they call us Irish thick?

To keep the other savages from electing Hitler/Stalin.

Yeah but when this guy comes knocking at election time, if he helped you out or at least spoke to you and looked like he was going to, wouldn't you be more inclined to vote for him? And vice versa? We here in Ireland all listen to WIIFM, you know...

Watched uncut gems, movie was a wow! Plus the banshees of inisherin was odd. Been in Iowa this past week but can't wait to get back home too. Seeing family here, it's been cold because I wore shorts but it's okay. Took some nice photos and video for my vlog and blog. Peace out until I get home

You've seen a politician? Were you not blinded by either the radiance or the fumes? Did their entourage not slice open your belly and let your innards be spilled upon the ground to ask forgiveness of their pagan god for the temerity of allowing you to gaze upon their emmisary's visage?

You listen to WIIFM? Is that a radio station that only plays music from Nintendo Wii games?

Yeah but you get over it. Seen one All-Powerful Master of the Pit, seen them all.
No, it's What's In It For Me?...
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