I fell asleep around 9:30 and woke up in the middle of the night all excited like “BABE, IT’S A NEW YEAR!!” It was 10:55PM.

Basic white bitches.

Lesbians love early bedtimes

*raises eyebrows*

The laundry room adjacent to my spare bedroom sprung a leak and it leaked into my room and soaked my carpets in my closets. Spent all day putting towels down and moving everything. Maintenance guy brought me a heater so that's currently drying the carpet. Fortunately it happened in the laundry room so it's not my fault or anything but god damn it sucks to have to move everything. Time to smoke some weed and chill god damn. Happy new year

Coupled* lesbians

sorry

Old lesbians don't have sex so it makes sense.

Batlord you should become a lesbian

Batty is a lesbian. And a black man. And a trans woman.

I see, for a minute I thought I had been lesbianing incorrectly