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rubber soul · 11-30-2022, 01:01 PM

Dad jokes can be found here

Plankton · 11-30-2022, 01:12 PM

I am the Dad Joke now.

Lisnaholic · 11-30-2022, 06:50 PM

Who likes a complicated menu?
Not me. I usually prefer a simple menu and simple food, though I once fell in with some more sophisticated diners. They would often give the waiters a hard time, as if being picky was proof of their refined taste. To undercut their pretension, if my friend saw hors d'ouvres on the menu, he would ask, "Who wants Horse's Doovers?"

Not today, but recently, I went to a Mexican restaurant, which has a great system: order some beers and a selection of food comes to the table. No need to choose a main dish, just snack on a continuous supply of dips, beans, chips, scrambled egg, tacos, etc etc.

Saulaac · 11-30-2022, 07:20 PM

Hoof hearted. I dunno, stop looking in my direction!

The Batlord · 12-01-2022, 12:16 AM

The answer to this question will decide how much Drano I I drink. What does the over forty crowd now know about Nick Fuentes?

Trollheart · 12-01-2022, 06:15 AM

Who? Is he a golfer or something?

(Have a drink on me!)

rubber soul · 12-01-2022, 10:02 AM

I didn't know anything about him until he met with Trump and Kanye.

Plankton · 12-01-2022, 10:09 AM

Is that Daisy Fuentes' kid?

The Batlord · 12-01-2022, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Who? Is he a golfer or something?

(Have a drink on me!)

Good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

Is that Daisy Fuentes' kid?

Excellent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubber soul

I didn't know anything about him until he met with Trump and Kanye.

Plankton · 12-01-2022, 10:37 AM

11-30-2022, 01:12 PM	#77992 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I am the Dad Joke now. __________________ See location...

11-30-2022, 06:50 PM	#77993 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Who likes a complicated menu? Not me. I usually prefer a simple menu and simple food, though I once fell in with some more sophisticated diners. They would often give the waiters a hard time, as if being picky was proof of their refined taste. To undercut their pretension, if my friend saw hors d'ouvres on the menu, he would ask, "Who wants Horse's Doovers?" Not today, but recently, I went to a Mexican restaurant, which has a great system: order some beers and a selection of food comes to the table. No need to choose a main dish, just snack on a continuous supply of dips, beans, chips, scrambled egg, tacos, etc etc. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

12-01-2022, 06:15 AM	#77996 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Who? Is he a golfer or something? (Have a drink on me!) __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-01-2022, 10:09 AM	#77998 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Is that Daisy Fuentes' kid? __________________ See location...

12-01-2022, 10:37 AM	#78000 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	__________________ See location...

11-30-2022, 07:20 PM	#77994 (permalink)
Saulaac Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2022 Location: Montauban, France Posts: 130	Hoof hearted. I dunno, stop looking in my direction!