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Trollheart · 10-09-2022, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Ran into ol Chad the Ex at the wedding of mutual friends last night, the bastards seated us as the same table lol. He spilled his Modelo in the middle of the dining room and didn’t clean it up until he was told to by the bride, and he kept following me around and crying sentimentally throughout the night like a god damn lush. I know that getting dumped by me must suck especially when I roll in looking all fly but damn bruh pull yourself together.

Come on: you were enjoying it, weren't you? Just a little bit...?

SGR · 10-09-2022, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Ran into ol Chad the Ex at the wedding of mutual friends last night, the bastards seated us as the same table lol. He spilled his Modelo in the middle of the dining room and didn’t clean it up until he was told to by the bride, and he kept following me around and crying sentimentally throughout the night like a god damn lush. I know that getting dumped by me must suck especially when I roll in looking all fly but damn bruh pull yourself together.

Jeez, how much did he drink?

WWWP · 10-09-2022, 05:14 PM

The question with him was always how much did he drink before he even showed up

SGR · 10-09-2022, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

The question with him was always how much did he drink before he even showed up

I can't imagine why things didn't work out. You must be a real heartbreaker Steph.

Mindy · 10-09-2022, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Ran into ol Chad the Ex at the wedding of mutual friends last night, the bastards seated us as the same table lol. He spilled his Modelo in the middle of the dining room and didn’t clean it up until he was told to by the bride, and he kept following me around and crying sentimentally throughout the night like a god damn lush. I know that getting dumped by me must suck especially when I roll in looking all fly but damn bruh pull yourself together.

I bet he was going through some **** once he saw you were at the same table lol

I remember you typing about him

Plankton · 10-10-2022, 08:37 AM

I can supersize with Chad. I dropped a bowl of stew all over my kitchen floor while drunk last night. I felt more like a Kevin though.

Mindy · 10-10-2022, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I can supersize with Chad. I dropped a bowl of stew all over my kitchen floor while drunk last night. I felt more like a Kevin though.

aw man that had to suck

Plankton · 10-10-2022, 11:38 AM

I got dressed this morning not realizing I still had stew juice on my shoes. It was everywhere.

Trollheart · 10-10-2022, 06:01 PM

That was a little stew-pid wasn't it?

Reminds me of my favourite Irish joke, other than our government and football team:

What does an Irish cop say when he gets his man?

"Irish stew in the name of the law!"

The Batlord · 10-13-2022, 10:51 AM

Apparently Twitter doesn't have a sense of humor and I have to delete this.

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@DaveOshry Me and the bois gonna do 9/11 right this time

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I got dressed this morning not realizing I still had stew juice on my shoes. It was everywhere. __________________ See location...

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	That was a little stew-pid wasn't it? Reminds me of my favourite Irish joke, other than our government and football team: What does an Irish cop say when he gets his man? "Irish stew in the name of the law!" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018