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Old 10-05-2022, 11:29 PM   #77801 (permalink)
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More of a Tupac guy tbh so whatever your reference is went over my head.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-06-2022, 12:40 AM   #77802 (permalink)
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More of a Tupac guy tbh so whatever your reference is went over my head.
I thought you were supposed to be an east coaster?

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Old 10-06-2022, 01:29 AM   #77803 (permalink)
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Virginia. Not New York.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-06-2022, 04:43 AM   #77804 (permalink)
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Yesterday I get a phone call from my grandmother asking me when I was going to get out of jail. I thought she was having a stroke. Turns out she fell prey to the classic "help me grandma I'm in jail and need cash money right now." scam. They got her for $12,000. I'm f*cking furious.
A year ago my grandmother sent all of her money ($60K) to a guy who told her he'll marry her. Obviously it was a scam. The guy was telling her stories about him being a soldier in Syria and needing money to come back to her.
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Old 10-08-2022, 12:47 AM   #77805 (permalink)
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I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.
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Old 10-08-2022, 02:36 AM   #77806 (permalink)
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Oh Batty, please blow up our balloons, won't you? No one can put all that air in it like you do...
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Old 10-08-2022, 06:15 AM   #77807 (permalink)
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Always knew you blew. Hey, all that hot air gotta go somewhere, right?
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Old 10-08-2022, 07:32 AM   #77808 (permalink)
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Amazing how easy it is for someone high on helium to get girls.
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Old 10-08-2022, 08:13 AM   #77809 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2022, 10:29 AM   #77810 (permalink)
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I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.
let's hear the joke.
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