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06-25-2022, 07:01 AM | #77341 (permalink) |
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First cup of coffee and load of laundry in the new place this morning. I traded my truck in for a smaller car so I'll be picking up a moving truck in a little while and start shuffling more of my stuff. My new neighbors might be trying to kill me with beer.
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06-25-2022, 10:35 AM | #77342 (permalink) | |
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I'd ask whether your appliances are new/brands and what detergent/fabric softener you use, also what coffee/brand - but I know you're in a rush lol. |
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06-25-2022, 02:13 PM | #77343 (permalink) | |
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Just taking a **** with my dog.
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06-25-2022, 07:56 PM | #77345 (permalink) |
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I've known some people that can't poop if their pets wander into the bathroom - shy poopers I guess. Personally, I've never been a shy pooper - the more, the merrier as far as I'm concerned.
When I was in college, with the communal bathroom, I always liked to play a game with the person who walked in to take a **** in the stall next to me. The game being "Who's louder?". I tell you what, I normally beat out everybody. I can truly let it rip. Like, I know how to pucker up my butthole real tight to maximize the flatulent decibels. You know that move, right? You do that, pucker up nice and good and then cock your left leg up a bit like you're a dog who's about to piss - then you release the gas in a deliberate but measured manner - *PBTHHHH! PBTHHHHHHHHHHH! PBTHUHUHUHU!!! PBTTTTTTTTTH!!!* - the reverberations from the stall will help the sound travel. But there was this one guy - a French guy - last name was, I **** you not, "Crapeaux". He'd come in, drop his drawers, and he'd let out an explosively loud barrage of smelly ass gas every single ****ing time. I was truly impressed. I've heard men fart before, but once I came into contact with this guy, I realized that up until that point, I'd only heard boys fart. This guy farted like it was going to be last fart he'd ever have on Planet Earth. This guy's farts sounded like a big tractor engine starting up. And god, did they smell. They were horrible! There were times I thought I'd have to delay my **** so that I could direct my face towards the porcelain. They were as deadly as a German Blitzkrieg. I never thought I'd find myself surrendering to a frenchman, but here we are - I never did manage to be louder than he was in the stall. I'll never forget Crapeaux - he was truly a man's man. I really do wonder what it was that he ate... |
06-25-2022, 10:33 PM | #77346 (permalink) |
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Crapeaux? Yeah, I've heard that name before. I worked with a guy whose last name was Crépeau.
As for what he ate, maybe it's best you don't get an answer to that one. It was likely a chemistry experiment gone horribly wrong! |
06-26-2022, 06:54 AM | #77347 (permalink) | |
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Yes, the appliances are new-ish. Kenmore washer and an LG TROMM dryer. I'll possibly be matching the washer down the road, but the Kenmore is still solid. My refrigerator is the real star of the show though as far as appliances. It's a Samsung Flexzone. Gain Pods/Downy Folgers Black Silk w/cream and honey. Still shuffling.
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