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Old 05-11-2023, 01:45 PM   #77241 (permalink)
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Yeah texting older kids off hours even if nothing weird is going on sounds like a serious boundary violation that can go wrong in any number of ways. Even just from her perspective that sounds like an excellent way to get unsolicited dick pics.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-16-2023, 11:42 PM   #77242 (permalink)
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Finally had a day to do house **** after going to a rave Saturday night, going into work for 12 hours a few hours after, and catching up and getting way too drunk with people the day after that. I'm getting too old.
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Old 05-25-2023, 08:51 PM   #77243 (permalink)
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Today got off to a much better start than Tuesday.
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Old 05-27-2023, 02:18 AM   #77244 (permalink)
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I'm going on a date tonight and I pray she doesn't have a penis.
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Old 05-27-2023, 03:01 PM   #77245 (permalink)
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what kind of weird ****ing thing to say is that
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 05-27-2023, 04:51 PM   #77246 (permalink)
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He only wants post-op trans women.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-27-2023, 06:40 PM   #77247 (permalink)
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I guess no straight dude wants a girl with a penis?

He never met her before

You never know
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This thread reads like the synopsis of a tv series, in a good way
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Old 05-27-2023, 09:10 PM   #77248 (permalink)
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I guess no straight dude wants a girl with a penis?

He never met her before

You never know
If you're not into dick then that's fine but his post is a psychotic thing to put out into the world.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-28-2023, 03:25 AM   #77249 (permalink)
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Exactly.
Also there are plenty of straight guys who like girls with penises
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Old 05-28-2023, 04:26 AM   #77250 (permalink)
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Exactly.
Also there are plenty of straight guys who like girls with penises
This is very true.

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I'm going on a date tonight and I pray she doesn't have a penis.
I get the joke but not many others will.
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