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The Batlord · 12-31-2022, 07:19 AM

Alright explain it to me like I'm a mental defective who might burn the house down. How do you heat up a tortilla on the stove so the cheese melts but the tortilla doesn't burn?

Lisnaholic · 12-31-2022, 08:34 AM

Rostasi !! Glad to see you haven't abandoned us 100%
I hope 2023 treats you well!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright explain it to me like I'm a mental defective who might burn the house down. How do you heat up a tortilla on the stove so the cheese melts but the tortilla doesn't burn?

You can heat a tortilla alone by laying very briefly on the naked flame of a gas cooker. For a tortilla with cheese, you'll need an intervening bit of metal to spread the heat: a frying pan with no oil will do the trick.

Plankton · 12-31-2022, 08:43 AM

We used the only light bulb in the cell which was on the ceiling in prison. Try that.

Lisnaholic · 12-31-2022, 09:00 AM

Blimey, Plankton. I hope you didn't spend too long in prison. I imagine it to be a soul-destroying experience, but you seem to have come through very well.

Plankton · 12-31-2022, 09:43 AM

A short stint. I got all caught up on some light reading and took a lotta naps.

The Batlord · 12-31-2022, 12:28 PM

The best part about silently farting in public is if you act like you can't smell it everyone else will too.

Mucha na Dziko · 12-31-2022, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright explain it to me like I'm a mental defective who might burn the house down. How do you heat up a tortilla on the stove so the cheese melts but the tortilla doesn't burn?

heat up the stove and the pan first, and then put on it the tortilla

Keep it there for 5min or so

Your meal's ready

Mucha na Dziko · 12-31-2022, 05:28 PM

prepare your tortilla 30min or more before though

You want the tortilla to pickle in the olive oil and spices beforehand

SGR · 12-31-2022, 06:42 PM

Never heard of a pickled tortilla before

Trollheart · 12-31-2022, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

You can heat a tortilla alone by laying it very briefly on the naked flame of a gas cooker. For a tortilla with cheese, you'll need an intervening bit of metal to spread the heat: a frying pan with no oil will do the trick.

Think you missed out an important word here, Lisna! Hope Batty didn't misunderstand you: I imagine the ER is pretty busy on New Year's night!

12-31-2022, 08:43 AM	#76583 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	We used the only light bulb in the cell which was on the ceiling in prison. Try that. __________________ See location...

12-31-2022, 09:00 AM	#76584 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Blimey, Plankton. I hope you didn't spend too long in prison. I imagine it to be a soul-destroying experience, but you seem to have come through very well. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

12-31-2022, 09:43 AM	#76585 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	A short stint. I got all caught up on some light reading and took a lotta naps. __________________ See location...

12-31-2022, 06:42 PM	#76589 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,327	Never heard of a pickled tortilla before