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Old 11-29-2021, 11:23 AM   #76531 (permalink)
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Nah you are hand painted ceramics done by some bitch's MIL at a mother's day brunch event in some quaint storefront
We can't all be a plastic witch's cauldron on the Halloween decoration aisle at Wal-Mart.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-29-2021, 11:36 AM   #76532 (permalink)
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As in, gay and trashy? If only
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 11-29-2021, 04:28 PM   #76533 (permalink)
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Oh please kid just take a sit
You ain't got the rhymes to match my wit

If you're *the* poet, you should know by now
I took up the challenge and I stole your crown
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This thread reads like the synopsis of a tv series, in a good way
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Old 11-29-2021, 05:03 PM   #76534 (permalink)
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Bitches be cuttin' switches
So I can beat they mens' britches
Keep all they ass in stitches
While they girl give me they riches
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-29-2021, 05:52 PM   #76535 (permalink)
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Elph has no self.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-29-2021, 06:03 PM   #76536 (permalink)
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damn that's it nvm this is cringe
'this is cringe' said the pot to the kettle on the shelf
wherewith he who owns the mail now also owns himself
his rhymes are as fresh as a new vinyl re-issue
best used for some top quality toilet tissue
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:36 PM   #76537 (permalink)
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pop
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the candy
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Old 11-29-2021, 10:57 PM   #76538 (permalink)
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Is that 50 Cent?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-30-2021, 03:01 AM   #76539 (permalink)
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if you like...
but i was expecting more.
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Old 11-30-2021, 05:57 AM   #76540 (permalink)
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Uh 1,2,1,2
hand me the mic because I just won't settle
my ryhmes hotter than Maria's Tea Kettle

I'm the real poet, better know your role
wipe my ass with Frownland's toilet paper scroll
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

She's a Brick House
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