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Old 10-04-2022, 02:34 PM   #76301 (permalink)
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Yesterday I get a phone call from my grandmother asking me when I was going to get out of jail. I thought she was having a stroke. Turns out she fell prey to the classic "help me grandma I'm in jail and need cash money right now." scam. They got her for $12,000. I'm f*cking furious. The worst part is that she doesn't want to call the police because they beat the sh*t out of her ten years ago....

...for those of you who don't know that story. The quickest way to tell it is that she got arrested for not letting her partners troubled ex cop son into the house to continue to steal valuable items because he's a pill-head ex cop junkie and he got his old police buddies to literally arrest my grandmother for battery because she put her hands on him. When they arrested her she suffered a black eye and bruised collarbone. She was 76 years old at the time and five feet tall...

The never ending slog of sh*t I my family goes through never ends. Hey, at least we're not in Florida.
****ing unbelievable! These bastards who target old people are the worst. At least if we get caught we can do the facepalm and blame our stupidity. Older people are so easy to convince about things. God I hope she's all right. ****ing ****s. May they die roaring the evil bastards.
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Old 10-05-2022, 09:52 PM   #76302 (permalink)
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Potatoes are the devil. I love potatoes, but they no longer love me back. As a produce stocker who now grabs more potatoes than my own balls they leave a dust under your fingernails that can not be washed off and the dust also dries my hands the **** out. My hands are always ashy now and some of the skin on my right index finger has split. ****ing potatoes.

Also **** pears. They're not making my life worse but if you have any length of fingernails they will slice into the weak, coastal elite liberal skin of a pear like a hot knife through butter.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-05-2022, 10:21 PM   #76303 (permalink)
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How'd you think Biggie went from ashy to classy? You gotta do your potato time.
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Old 10-05-2022, 10:29 PM   #76304 (permalink)
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More of a Tupac guy tbh so whatever your reference is went over my head.
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Old 10-05-2022, 11:40 PM   #76305 (permalink)
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More of a Tupac guy tbh so whatever your reference is went over my head.
I thought you were supposed to be an east coaster?

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Old 10-06-2022, 12:29 AM   #76306 (permalink)
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Virginia. Not New York.
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Old 10-06-2022, 03:43 AM   #76307 (permalink)
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Yesterday I get a phone call from my grandmother asking me when I was going to get out of jail. I thought she was having a stroke. Turns out she fell prey to the classic "help me grandma I'm in jail and need cash money right now." scam. They got her for $12,000. I'm f*cking furious.
A year ago my grandmother sent all of her money ($60K) to a guy who told her he'll marry her. Obviously it was a scam. The guy was telling her stories about him being a soldier in Syria and needing money to come back to her.
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Old 10-07-2022, 11:47 PM   #76308 (permalink)
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I think I missed my calling of ... blowing up balloons for people. At Harris Teeter produce also has to cover for floral when they're out and floral also blows up balloons for customers. Over the last few days I've had to do this three times, twice it has been for cute girls, and both of those times I have made them laugh with a dumb joke.

Clearly I have found a barrel to shoot fish in.
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Old 10-08-2022, 01:36 AM   #76309 (permalink)
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Oh Batty, please blow up our balloons, won't you? No one can put all that air in it like you do...
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Always knew you blew. Hey, all that hot air gotta go somewhere, right?
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