That's racist.

I spent $50 on crystals today lol

I'm a wizard so I know you don't like waiting in line at the grocery store. Wooooooooooooooo!

Your thinking is a little wooly there pal.

That was ba a a a a ad.

Everyone should read Roland Barthes' powerfully misogynist three-page essay on astrology (only the lady who translated Mythologies into English decided to omit it along with several other gems)!

I don't care that astrology is stupid, it's just so lame. Can't even have fantasy **** that's cool, no, it just vaguely predicts personality traits and whether or not you should use Tinder this month.

That’s not what it is but you refuse to hear differently.

What you’re talking about are horoscopes

I'm sorry am I being irrational and uncool? Like an astrologer?

What makes you think astrologers are uncool? Irrational, maybe, but always interesting. :D