TFW when you match with your former (married) boss on a dating app

Just message them to tell them you were spreading union propaganda the whole time.

I’ve never been cool enough to be a member of a union

That's what lying is for.

Sorry I don’t lie for pleasure

That doesn't mean lying can't bring you pleasure when consequences have been removed.

Why else would I be on the internet, Charles?

To not agree with me apparently.

Right. Considering what he said yesterday I want to know why Batty has not found a way to get a picture of himself with a crown as his avatar, or failing that, a picture of King Charles III?

Changing avatars on a phone is a pain in the ass.