Thank you, only person I’m acknowledging. It wouldn’t be a teaching position, but rather my title would be Youth Counselor. It would require overnights at the school 3-4 nights per week. Tbh I applied and accepted the interview before I realized that The [Surname] School for Boys is actually The Archbishop [Surname] Institute’s Residential Youth Treatment Center and High School for Boys.

My mom told me she had a nun when she was a kid that used to make kids sit underneath her desk if they were bad. The teacher would be sitting at the desk and everything. She called it the dog house.

That’s what my grandma would make my dad do while she was at work instead of getting a babysitter

Either it's a scam to enslave children and/or those boys are savages from my experience at an all boys boarding school. You haven't truly seen dudes till you've seen them isolated from women in an oppressive bubble world. It's not good for us at all.

But I will provide them counsel.

Go, Steph! Hope you get the job. Make sure to tell them Jesus was just a dude, not the son of god. Oh, and that that god doesn't exist. :)

What will you be counselling them on?

Council is meaningless to angry cavemen on testosterone overdrive.

dunno dude i feel it would be kinda mean to say that to them after the molestation

That's even better tbh. Also I think all Catholic schools should be called Immaculate Heart or something goofy like that, but at least 'treatment center' sounds nice and ominous

Ah hell, they could just turn the other cheek, couldn't they? ;)