We're not speaking to you.

How?

Question for the fellas: when you're living alone, do you actually bother walking all the way to the bathroom to take a piss when there's a perfectly good empty receptacle sitting next to you, like a plastic bottle or even a tea or coffee pot you just finished? I mean, life's too short for getting up from the sofa every god damn time after you drank an entire French press-worth of coffee. You're gonna wash it afterwards anyway before making a new one, so where's the harm exactly?

I just wouldn't want to deal with a piss jug. It smells and what if I have too much pee? That's what a window is for.

Not saying it doesn't come with a set of problems, but when your priority is getting up once instead of two or three times, it's a stop gap solution.

You don't have to say anything to take your pants off.

How
are you?

*modest chuckle*

My nurse refuses to respond to snapping my fingers and pointing though.