Oh oh! Slide a note under her door when she's out that says "I was in your room".

Antifa are in your kitchen? Don't tell Trump!
Her revenge will be brutal, swift and complete.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...0/hailants.jpg
With ants on it

The perfect crime :cool:

And a forward-looking new transportation system for the ant race, as promised by their Queen on her landslide election!

They won’t cross a line of cream of tartar! It works well as a repellANT.

Use this to your ANTvantage and corral them all into her room

I mean come on this isn't some sneaky ****. She's gonna know you're being weird and crazy. Admit nothing. Just let it ride and smile.

:bowdown:If I can take revenge some way on a person that has pushed me or people I have been with to the point of wanting to kill them.., ex. holiday where the caretaker of the french property we were hiring was so obnoxious to us we actually had to vacate it two days before we needed to....a bottle of milk poured down the back of the sink unit in the kitchen would cause a lot of stink...sweet revenge... can still smile at that. :wavey:

I love y'all's anthusiasm, you guys would make good supervillants

Another good one is a raw fish (easily caught with a hook on a line, if Felix the Cat is to be believed, or just available from all good fish-selling-guys) dropped surreptitiously down the back of the sofa. After a few days she'll wonder where the smell is coming from.

Or be calling her doctor. :D

So is an edible crab that's unnoticedly crawled into a nook under a seat in a hot car.