top ten MB puns

incidentally, I have an ant infestation in my kitchen. Maybe they are drawn to me and this is how it begins

we get ants invading and just have to spray around the floors to sadly eliminate them.....knowing they do some good but not really liking ants in my pants...

The site is now Music Anter.

you realise they rule the world

Are they going after food or water or shelter? And do you have any cream of tartar?

Advocating for her subjects.

cream of tartar is oddly specific lol

I don't know what they're after but since I'll escape my toxic housing situation next month (re: feral housemate, + manipulative landlady) honestly I'm just letting the ants do their thing like
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maybe I'm subconsciously summoning them to take revenge

Wait till your roommate leaves the house and hide sugar cubes in her room.

Even if I'd want to be that sneaky I couldn't, because she literally locks the door of her room whenever she goes out :laughing: idk what she thinks me and my housemate would do

Well then just hide them elsewhere. Just make sure she's overrun by ants.