Cover her entire door with post it notes. With dicks on them preferably.

Or stage a haunting to drive her out?

both excellent ideas. I don't feel like doing anything serious about the situation though since I'll be moving out anyway (it's actually her insanity plus that of my equally insane landlady which induced me and my other housemate to flee). Also I feel sorry for her, she's clearly unhappy

Isn't that the best time to throw your relationship with her completely under the bus?

I thought about that but re: feeling sorry for her, + slight worry about her feral nature
if I suddenly stop posting over the next month you guys know what to expect lol

At least listen to some loud ass music you know she hates.

Maybe I'll indulge in that on the last day or something
I don't know what kind of music she likes, but I'm pretty sure anything fairly abrasive or weird would drive her insane

Blast some Nurse With Wound.

Bust out the Merzbow.

I'm just posting this any chance I get <3