The pot calling the kettle white

LOL . That's a good one.

Sorry, Batlord, but I feel impelled to revive this old meme:-

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...wyyOQ&usqp=CAU

But we're both black in this metaphor.

Nah you are hand painted ceramics done by some bitch's MIL at a mother's day brunch event in some quaint storefront

Yes, and Charles is white with pink flowers
I'm white with little skulls added by MIL's goth niece

We can't all be a plastic witch's cauldron on the Halloween decoration aisle at Wal-Mart.

As in, gay and trashy? If only :(

Oh please kid just take a sit
You ain't got the rhymes to match my wit

If you're *the* poet, you should know by now
I took up the challenge and I stole your crown

Bitches be cuttin' switches
So I can beat they mens' britches
Keep all they ass in stitches
While they girl give me they riches

Elph has no self.