I hope you get nothing but hip hop fans and metalheads.

"Excuse me sir do you have the new Big K.R.I.T album!?"

Elph: " :mad: "



lol :o:

Congrats though Elph!

Get ready to be asked if you liked the new *insert terrible band/singer here* album and if you have tested all the used records/tapes/cds to make sure they work.

I feel bad for all your future patrons.

I'm sure he'll be peddling "Yacht Rock" on unsuspected customers with his authoritative knowledge of the subject he obtained from your journal.

"I'm looking for something with some soothing Michael McDonald backing vocals. Possibly with Neil Stubenhaus on bass?" mumbled a timid looking 50-something with spectacles and frost-tipped spikes.

*elph screams a Commie battle cry and pulls his shiv from behind the counter*

"MORISSSEYYYYYYYYYYY IS ALL YOU NEEEEED" he snarls with all the fervor a white middle class boy can muster.

Hi there, Ants. Nice to see you around :D And grats on your new job, elphenor. You can peddle me yacht rock and Morrissey any time. I got my Steely Dan Aja shirt on as I write this.

Myself am currently having parental leave, which is why I have had the time to hang around a bit lately. Unfortunately, my responsibilities still require me to take time off parental leave to work and today I wasn't able to because the kid hasn't been sleeping like he should, so.. work stress still haunts me. But the weekend is almost here!

Also, I am starving for new musical influences and have been for the last 5 years or so.

Have you considered neo-Nazi oi punk?

No, but I'm sure you're eagerly brimming with recommendations

You have a very handsome (or just very photogenic) family! Congrats on the squishy new addition :)