Thats what I'm talkin about. There's no actual suck/blow, it's all about the up and down and how tight/slippery you make it. It's almost like no one here has ever watched a gotdang porno. I need new friends...

If you subtract 2 from the lameness of each reference, it's correct.

Plus, you know, a lot of tongue action. Deep throating. Etc. Can't imagine what creating a vacuum would do. Just cause unnecessary discomfort and pain I would assume.

I'm just happy I got to use gotdang, but yup.

Wtf... That's called sucking dick lol

Are you guys just picturing sucking as hard as you can or what??? This is such a dumb argument. A good bj involves some amount of sucking. I know this a controversial stance apparently but I'm sticking to it lol.

Ahem....

*** opens thread ***

Suddenly my day just got a whole lot better. :laughing:

I don't remember giving you a blowjob so not sure what makes you think you can judge my skills? *unsure*

Not sure how many BJs you've given or received, something tells me far less than me, otherwise you'd be more clear on the technique used.

#teamnosuck