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Old 03-24-2021, 11:24 AM   #74501 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2021, 11:58 AM   #74502 (permalink)
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How is Slurpee not slang for a blowjob?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-24-2021, 12:06 PM   #74503 (permalink)
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The real question is how tf did Blowjob get to be the go-to? There's no blowing.
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Old 03-24-2021, 01:42 PM   #74504 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2021, 01:49 PM   #74505 (permalink)
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There were a few, yes... iirc.
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Old 03-24-2021, 03:19 PM   #74506 (permalink)
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Time for me to trot out the old joke:

Guy walks into the pub. "I just had my first blow job."
Everyone congratulates him, crowding round (for some reason; don't blame me, I didn't make up the joke) barman says "Here, have a pint on the house!"
Guy looks doubtful. "Gonna take more than a pint to take the taste away!"
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Old 03-24-2021, 03:32 PM   #74507 (permalink)
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The real question is how tf did Blowjob get to be the go-to? There's no blowing.
To add to this, people also say that they suck dick, and personally I do not at all enjoy the feeling of having it actually sucked on, so uh...yeah. I don’t know why that’s a thing.
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Old 03-24-2021, 06:18 PM   #74508 (permalink)
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The real question is how tf did Blowjob get to be the go-to? There's no blowing.
I think suckjob sounds too degrading so they called it blowjob instead to trick women into doing it
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Old 03-24-2021, 06:18 PM   #74509 (permalink)
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To add to this, people also say that they suck dick, and personally I do not at all enjoy the feeling of having it actually sucked on, so uh...yeah. I don’t know why that’s a thing.
wtf?

You suck lol
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Old 03-24-2021, 06:24 PM   #74510 (permalink)
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Lol YD's wife gives bad BJs.
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