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03-09-2021, 10:36 AM | #74213 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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Now you're thinking like a man. We don't care about that ****. Our CDs/DVDs obsessively arranged in alphabetical or artist or chronological order, yes. Comics arranged by superhero and/or crossover, certainly. Tasks arranged in decreasing order of desire to perform, without question.
But sheets folded? No way. We got guy stuff to do! True story: although we don't use fitted sheets, at least on Karen's bed, where they're changed every day (we don't use fitted ones because when the bed is an orthopaedic one, and moves up and down, the sheet just tends to keep pinging off) I used to have a novel way of storing sheets, duvets, covers, bedspreads, pillow covers etc in the hot press. I would punch them until the whole spongy mass of cloth would be flat enough to allow the doors to close, then quickly pull my hand out and slam the door before the advancing mass had time to push its way back out. Meant the next time I opened the doors they'd all leap out on me and I'd end up covered in sheets, towels, various items of clothing long forgotten, quilts etc, but it still beat folding the damn things!
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03-09-2021, 10:59 AM | #74215 (permalink) | |||
the bantering battleaxe
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03-09-2021, 11:21 AM | #74217 (permalink) | ||
the bantering battleaxe
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Or a mom.
Or any other cohabitant dominant femoid
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03-09-2021, 11:28 AM | #74218 (permalink) |
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Dominant huh... I guess you could stand your ground and force the wife to hang out in the garage instead but that's not very 2020 is it
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03-09-2021, 11:37 AM | #74220 (permalink) |
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Bah. I don't even have a manhole. Er, I mean...
I wish I had someone who loved me so much that she would marry me, and that I could then be desperate to avoid.
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