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Old 03-09-2021, 01:26 AM   #74211 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2021, 07:18 AM   #74212 (permalink)
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Wtf plankton you really need to wear a sock that damn bad?
It's so cold in the D.
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Old 03-09-2021, 10:36 AM   #74213 (permalink)
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Ah yes, everyone knows only WOMEN care about FOLDING their linens.
Now you're thinking like a man. We don't care about that ****. Our CDs/DVDs obsessively arranged in alphabetical or artist or chronological order, yes. Comics arranged by superhero and/or crossover, certainly. Tasks arranged in decreasing order of desire to perform, without question.

But sheets folded? No way. We got guy stuff to do!

True story: although we don't use fitted sheets, at least on Karen's bed, where they're changed every day (we don't use fitted ones because when the bed is an orthopaedic one, and moves up and down, the sheet just tends to keep pinging off) I used to have a novel way of storing sheets, duvets, covers, bedspreads, pillow covers etc in the hot press.

I would punch them until the whole spongy mass of cloth would be flat enough to allow the doors to close, then quickly pull my hand out and slam the door before the advancing mass had time to push its way back out. Meant the next time I opened the doors they'd all leap out on me and I'd end up covered in sheets, towels, various items of clothing long forgotten, quilts etc, but it still beat folding the damn things!
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Old 03-09-2021, 10:47 AM   #74214 (permalink)
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Trollheat and his hot press.

True confession: I actually used to iron fitted sheets, with a light mist of starch to ensure they wouldn't wrinkle due to imprecise folding. But I've been rehabilitated.
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Old 03-09-2021, 10:59 AM   #74215 (permalink)
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Now you're thinking like a man. We don't care about that ****. Our CDs/DVDs obsessively arranged in alphabetical or artist or chronological order, yes. Comics arranged by superhero and/or crossover, certainly. Tasks arranged in decreasing order of desire to perform, without question.

But sheets folded? No way. We got guy stuff to do!
yikez, please tell me you don't have a 'mancave'
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 03-09-2021, 11:10 AM   #74216 (permalink)
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In order to need a man cave first you have to have a wife that you are desperate to avoid
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Old 03-09-2021, 11:21 AM   #74217 (permalink)
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Or a mom.
Or any other cohabitant dominant femoid
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Old 03-09-2021, 11:28 AM   #74218 (permalink)
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Dominant huh... I guess you could stand your ground and force the wife to hang out in the garage instead but that's not very 2020 is it

We try to compromise with you broads and you mistake kindness for weakness.
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Old 03-09-2021, 11:31 AM   #74219 (permalink)
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Dominant huh...
More like 'nagging'
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Old 03-09-2021, 11:37 AM   #74220 (permalink)
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yikez, please tell me you don't have a 'mancave'
Bah. I don't even have a manhole. Er, I mean...

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In order to need a man cave first you have to have a wife that you are desperate to avoid
I wish I had someone who loved me so much that she would marry me, and that I could then be desperate to avoid.
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