I'm sure there are US troops somewhere in the Middle East or Africa carefully amassing their piss and $hit to then sling it at the subalterns...

Yup. That's S.O.P..

Been vacationing in California this week. Today we drove from where we’re staying (a small coastal town called Bolinas) to Yosemite, and damn does this state have some variety. We got to see all five of the Magic: the Gathering land types: island, mountain, plains, swamp, forest lol.

Also El Capitan and the surrounding area in Yosemite is the most breathtaking thing in the natural world I’ve ever seen

Nerd I'll put you on skates with my manna and banished pile and dice (? idk I played like once but I'll still put u on skates)

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Kick the ****ing door knob.

Lick the penis knob.

I don't want food poisoning. ??????

I was there in the 70's. Right after seeing Wall Drug, Mt Rushmore, and Devils Tower. We hit the Grand Canyon somewhere in there too.

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What we need, as a culture, is a version of Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff for the days when you wake up and feel like you have covid