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Old 02-11-2021, 04:15 PM   #73941 (permalink)
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damn, the strange man being you? What did she find so strange? That sucks though, couldn't she deliver the food from her car or what
No she has to leave it on my step and talk through the door no contact. I’m pretty sure she just drove into the neighborhood and was like “nope”

She could’ve called and I’d gone out got it but that kind of defeats the point of delivery.

It’s the economy forcing people into jobs they’re not comfortable with

90% “strange man” is code for “black”
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:22 PM   #73942 (permalink)
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that's ****ed up
did you manage to get food at least?
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:35 PM   #73943 (permalink)
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that's ****ed up
did you manage to get food at least?
Nope





I missed this until it was too late.

My directions on where to leave the food were exact and explicit. Oh well. I got a refund. I guess the food was just wasted or she ate it.

Also her name was Karen lol
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:38 PM   #73944 (permalink)
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I’m hella in the mood for tacos too
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:40 PM   #73945 (permalink)
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Also her name was Karen lol
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culinary blue balls are the worst though, get yourself some food
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:43 PM   #73946 (permalink)
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At first I thought it said strange "mayonnaise" outside apartment. Then I put on my glasses, lol.

What kind of tacos did you order? The kind with ground meat in them?

Seriously, though - can you re-order and have someone else deliver?
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:54 PM   #73947 (permalink)
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Imma debating it. 11 local covid deaths yesterday. That’s why I wanted ****ing delivery.

The thing is I guarantee if she was looking around and it was a homeless dude from the park. Those guys won’t hurt a fly except for transmitting covid. As for crime, she’s probably safer here than in the suburbs because here people are looking out. The homeless don’t know me by name but we know the familiar faces. They know I’m an old white hippie who sometimes brings out juice and **** in the mornings and won’t let anyone get within ten feet of him. A few days back one was yelling “I love you” I was like a love you too dude. Then he started going off about the cops hassling him for “open container”
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Deserves it's own thread.

Funny.

Hope you get some tacos mate.
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Old 02-11-2021, 04:56 PM   #73949 (permalink)
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Chorizo.

You got something against meat tacos? Too gringo?
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Chorizo.

You got something against meat tacos? Too gringo?
No - it was a joke about our exchange earlier about the cover of Hustler.

We had delivery of arepas and plaintains from a Venezuelan place last night. A female delivered the food - I'm definitely seeing more females delivering lately.

Hope you eventually get dinner and enjoy!
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