I mean come on this isn't some sneaky ****. She's gonna know you're being weird and crazy. Admit nothing. Just let it ride and smile.

:bowdown:If I can take revenge some way on a person that has pushed me or people I have been with to the point of wanting to kill them.., ex. holiday where the caretaker of the french property we were hiring was so obnoxious to us we actually had to vacate it two days before we needed to....a bottle of milk poured down the back of the sink unit in the kitchen would cause a lot of stink...sweet revenge... can still smile at that. :wavey:

I love y'all's anthusiasm, you guys would make good supervillants

Another good one is a raw fish (easily caught with a hook on a line, if Felix the Cat is to be believed, or just available from all good fish-selling-guys) dropped surreptitiously down the back of the sofa. After a few days she'll wonder where the smell is coming from.

Or be calling her doctor. :D

So is an edible crab that's unnoticedly crawled into a nook under a seat in a hot car.

Weird. I was JUST thinking about a prank where you spend a nice relaxing day catching crabs on a dock and putting them in a big bucket and then you take em to a friend's house, ring their doorbell, dump the crabs on their front porch, and run.

The crabs would be all slow and half dead by the time you’d get them there.

Open tuna can in the heating ventilation

My thought was a friend would just appreciate the extra crabs for the pot. As long as they don't smell of dead bodies or sewer sludge.

Even just five or so would do the trick.

Friends don't give friends crabs...