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Old 01-08-2021, 01:18 PM   #73361 (permalink)
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Um Plank, as a straight (?) guy this might not be the best place for you to look for some action
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-08-2021, 01:44 PM   #73362 (permalink)
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I just want someone to laugh at my jokes... while riding my ding dong.

On second thought, that sounds confusing.

Never mind.

I'm all good.
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:08 PM   #73363 (permalink)
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I just need someone to laugh at my penis.
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:13 PM   #73364 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:21 PM   #73365 (permalink)
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I just need someone to laugh at my penis.
You have weird kinks. I'm tempted to go full Freud and speculate about your relationship with Mother
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:25 PM   #73366 (permalink)
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That’s NOT what she said Marie.
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:25 PM   #73367 (permalink)
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That would make two MB dicks she's laughed at.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-08-2021, 04:26 PM   #73368 (permalink)
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That’s NOT what she said Marie.
Save it for the podcast co-host.
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:27 PM   #73369 (permalink)
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That would make two MB dicks she's laughed at.
Oh ho ho but there are a vast many more.
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:30 PM   #73370 (permalink)
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