Computers. Useless. You buy them and they don't work. Fuck 'em.

oh, and, yeah (I can't believe I have to say this - oh, maybe I do, considering...)
sometimes, there are things that cost too much for what they are or do.

"Yeah, my phone is worth it 'cause it does shit",
but anyone else buys something that does more
than the basic:"OH THAT"S cRaZy!!!!"

This place will never understand nuance.

I don't understand paying $90 to boil water.

Don’t go pulling out the N-word just cause you spent $100 on a pink kettle that don’t even boil water.

Pot calling the kettle black right there, son

what?
to be fair I think you're taking out the nuance of the argument a bit. Some extra features are more useful or worth spending money on than others. I think a 90 dollar kettle is a perfect example of something that costs too much for what it does, but to each his own

Everyone being all Americans of course. :rolleyes: What did we ever do before 1776?
In the spirit of the rapidly-vanishing Christmas then...

Ho(b)
https://www.ikea.com/ie/en/images/pr...25_S5.JPG?f=xs
Ho(b)
https://www.electrolux.com.my/global...g?preset=large
Ho(b)
https://hniesfp.imgix.net/8/images/d...ormat,compress

A hob!! Love it! I am only using that term from now on. It's only sensible.

There are a hell of a lot more Americans than British and Irish.

Bitches be slobbin my hob like it’s their ****ing job, nuance

That may not be true. Remember all the Brits and Irish who emigrated to there. Hell, you're part Irish (what part I have no idea; probably the one that controls drinking)... Anyway it's not just the UK and Ireland who call them hobs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hob_(hearth)