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Old 12-30-2020, 02:00 PM   #73051 (permalink)
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A phone that costs more than $50!!!!!!!!!!!!
... for a fucking phone!!!!!!!!!!!!
My phone actually does ****.



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Old 12-30-2020, 02:06 PM   #73052 (permalink)
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Those kettles do more than that 8 dollar thing.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:17 PM   #73053 (permalink)
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Just get a regular ass kettle and put it on the stove, you weird yuppie.
You caveman! Don't you know they have these things called electric kettles now? Only grandmas put kettles on the stove! And by the way, it's called a hob: only grandmas from Little House on the Prairie call them stoves!
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https://www.aroma-housewares.com/kit...c-Kettles.html

$90 lol

Holy ****!

Look at this thing https://us.alessi.com/products/9091-kettle

$350.00!!!

For a ****ing kettle

HOLY ****!!!
And then it doesn't work!
But I bet it doesn't work in a way that makes you feel highly superior like maybe it chants in a Star Trek computer voice ERROR! ERROR! NOT EARL GREY! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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Those kettles do more than that 8 dollar thing.
Yeah but be honest: who needs a kettle to do anything other than boil water? Does it have a USB and wireless capability? Pick up shortwave radio signals? Can you microwave a pigeon in it? I'm with these guys: over three hundred dollars for a kettle! You perhaps need to insert a monocle!
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:20 PM   #73054 (permalink)
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Only true knuckle draggers fill a cup with water and throw it in a microwave. Power to the people.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:22 PM   #73055 (permalink)
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Only true knuckle draggers fill a cup with water and throw it in a microwave. Power to the people.
Who needs a cup? I just throw it directly in the - ZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:24 PM   #73056 (permalink)
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Back in my day, we'd just suck on the tea bag.

Oh, wait... that was porn.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:24 PM   #73057 (permalink)
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So they boil water AND... ?
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:28 PM   #73058 (permalink)
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You caveman! Don't you know they have these things called electric kettles now? Only grandmas put kettles on the stove! And by the way, it's called a hob: only grandmas from Little House on the Prairie call them stoves!
What the **** are you talking about? Everyone calls it a stove. A hob? That's too British to even exist.
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:37 PM   #73059 (permalink)
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It exists very much indeed. It's a goofy word, but in a nice way. Hob >>> stove
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Old 12-30-2020, 02:42 PM   #73060 (permalink)
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