My phone actually does ****.

https://i.postimg.cc/qvzj9s8K/6-E086...01647-A158.jpg

$8

Those kettles do more than that 8 dollar thing.

https://i.imgur.com/cN34uos.jpg

You caveman! Don't you know they have these things called electric kettles now? Only grandmas put kettles on the stove! And by the way, it's called a hob: only grandmas from Little House on the Prairie call them stoves!
And then it doesn't work! :laughing:
But I bet it doesn't work in a way that makes you feel highly superior like maybe it chants in a Star Trek computer voice ERROR! ERROR! NOT EARL GREY! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

Yeah but be honest: who needs a kettle to do anything other than boil water? Does it have a USB and wireless capability? Pick up shortwave radio signals? Can you microwave a pigeon in it? I'm with these guys: over three hundred dollars for a kettle! You perhaps need to insert a monocle!

Only true knuckle draggers fill a cup with water and throw it in a microwave. Power to the people.

Who needs a cup? I just throw it directly in the - ZZZZTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Back in my day, we'd just suck on the tea bag.

Oh, wait... that was porn.

So they boil water AND... ?

What the **** are you talking about? Everyone calls it a stove. A hob? That's too British to even exist.

It exists very much indeed. It's a goofy word, but in a nice way. Hob >>> stove

Hobtop Stuffing?