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WWWP 03-06-2021 05:40 PM
How the F does one fold a fitted sheet?????

The Batlord 03-06-2021 05:58 PM
Step 1: tell your mother she's a try hard ****.

Step 2: get drunk.

Frownland 03-06-2021 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2165237)
How the F does one fold a fitted sheet?????
Push it together in as small of a pile as possible.

Trollheart 03-06-2021 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2165237)
How the F does one fold a fitted sheet?????

Norg 03-07-2021 09:25 PM
One of my X GF thinks im stalking her cus i viewed one of he Snaps on SNapchat

im thinking like "bitch you posted this **** on "social-media" keyword Social...??????


im confused LOL

aint no one sane trying to get with that shes like a 4 with two kids two baby daddys and lives with here parents and is 33 years old

ribbons 03-07-2021 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2165237)
How the F does one fold a fitted sheet?????
:laughing: Great question which I can't really answer. I just fold fitted sheets by instinct and try to make them as square as possible. I spent the evening in the laundry room washing and drying our clothes, towels and washcloths and all our bed linens. Folded nine fitted sheets. The most boring night I've had in a while.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2165249)
I need to study this carefully. Watched it twice and feel like I'm losing my mind; can't get the hang of it.

The Batlord 03-07-2021 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Norg (Post 2165354)
One of my X GF thinks im stalking her cus i viewed one of he Snaps on SNapchat

im thinking like "bitch you posted this **** on "social-media" keyword Social...??????


im confused LOL

aint no one sane trying to get with that shes like a 4 with two kids two baby daddys and lives with here parents and is 33 years old
So in other words you're being a creep and coming to us to absolve you?

I mean I'm a weird guy but you know one thing nobody's ever accused me of cause I've never been in that position and men aren't just put in that position for no reason?

Trollheart 03-08-2021 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2165356)
:laughing: Great question which I can't really answer. I just fold fitted sheets by instinct and try to make them as square as possible. I spent the evening in the laundry room washing and drying our clothes, towels and washcloths and all our bed linens. Folded nine fitted sheets. The most boring night I've had in a while.



I need to study this carefully. Watched it twice and feel like I'm losing my mind; can't get the hang of it.
To be perfectly honest, I just roll them up. I mean, they're sheets. Who the hell cares if they're stowed away properly? Unless you're a woman. Or the sergeant major is coming around to check? I'm not a woman, and the sgt major won't be coming around to check anything ever again - teach him to call me a horrible little man!
:shycouch:
On an entirely unrelated note, does anyone know the best way to clean blood off a hammer....?

WWWP 03-08-2021 07:39 AM
Ah yes, everyone knows only WOMEN care about FOLDING their linens.

Plankton 03-08-2021 07:54 AM
Everyone knows you just make fake corners, then line them up end to end and fold them in thirds, and then place them one by one on top of each other, dowse them with an accelerant, and ignite them with the nearest source of flame. Inbox me for more laundry tips.


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