No you wouldn't. Anyway, it's not only the Catholic Church. What about Buddhist monks and other religions? Lots of them take vows of poverty.

There’s monks in India that live in the elements totally on alms but most monks live in a monastery where they get three hots and a cot.

The people who constantly ask me for discounts will be the same people to say "Oh man, I wish they were still around." if I eventually go out of business.

One for the money
Two for the money
Three for the money
Now go, cat, go

Tell them they can get disdick.

I'm back!?

Test

Icles.

If I were an ancient Greek I would call myself... Testicles.