Well I had some big fat black guy on a bike ask me for a bj today, and he was serious.......Maybe I should stop wearing tight pants and shirts....or get a girl to walk home with me :)


EDIT: you know what......I'm having a weiiird day.

i just have to tell someone this,...
 

so,...some buddies of mine had this gig down at this dive bar in my old stompin grounds, they called and asked if i wanted to sit in with them abit,.....i did,.....

funny things that happened at this joint:

1: this woman decides to make friends with me and tell me the following things "when i'm get home i'm gonna make my husband think i'm gonna **** him, but i aint"; "do you ever just hang your legs over the side of the bath tub and let the water run on you until you cant stand it anymore?"; "i aint the jellous type, but i dont like the way my husband looks at you when you dance, he keeps having to go to the bathroom"

2: when i asked this woman about this weird lizzard tattoo on her boob, before she would answer me she wanted to know how much money i had

3: they sold wine outa a box

4: this abnormally fat guy told me he wore his pants low because woman liked to look at his butt

5: an old man in the back asked me to play some ronnie milsap for him and his dog

I would be surprised but

Location: texas

finally played our first gig

it sucked
about 80% of everything that could go wrong did
i'd rant about it but i'm tired of ranting

^^^ sorry to hear that =(

Did you at least do a stage dive?

Sunday, bloody Sunday!

it woulda been like School of Rock
when jack black jumps off and falls flat onto the ground

Tough break dude.

ive had an interesting day, welcome to 421, the gloomest day of the year