You realize that everything you like about Austin is a side product of the spoiled insulated white af uber-privileged student body of UT right?

and even more the culture you’re in love with died in earnest in the 80’s

You’re like a Beatles tourist in Liverpool for angry black Texans

Yeah because they moved on. What you worship is the ghost of UT past.

Looks like we do work tomorrow. 11 to 11. After getting off at 3 tonight. I'm gonna see if I can't weasel my way out of the extra 4 hours today and go home at 11.

omfg holy **** are you ****ing kidding me?

The Austin you love is just a Texas sized Athens.

That’s the second time I noticed you saying “we”

Did you get a job or join a society?

I'm going off the fact that they tried to ban hip hop in China.

That's communism for ya, elph. Conform or die. Wow so punk rock you are punk rock commie.

So there's this manager at work who got promoted like a year ago and who I've always been side eyeing as a potential dickhead. He's shallowly charming but not actually friendly, overwnthusiastic about the job and painting himself as the most competent employee, and has already done shady things like snitch on a co-worker for stealing food even though he was probablybsecond only to me as a food theif.

Already as a manager he's clamped down on not paying for food, spoken stupidly openly about taking the store manager's job, and wrote up this little Dr. Seuss story about personal responsibility and productivity featuring three characters named "Everybody", "Somebody", and "Nobody" which he tried to have everyone read before clocking in on his shifts EVERY SINGLE DAY. Luckily he gave it up after one day and I'd like to think me refusing to do so and referring to it to his face as "annoying" and "capitalist propaganda" might have convinced him it wasn't worth the effort but he probably was just lazy.

And now I heard him declaring to someone else that after the new year he's going to start making sure nobody wears headphones on the clock. So far he hasn't been the worst guy ever so I've been giving him the benefit of the doubt that maybe he's just kind of a dickhead but not that bad but he's officially now just a deadend job petty tyrant loser.

That's an oxymoron. You can't celebrate freedom and commonism together. Did you even read Karl Marx?

It says specifically in his book The Commie Bible that communism can't exist with out cultural conformity meaning that we have to extremely limit the art and fashion styles to a single aesthetic and take their guns.

That’s horrifying no sarcasm

Maybe you can get him fired

Narc him out for stealing or something

You misspelled “thief” btw