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Old 12-04-2020, 02:49 PM   #72431 (permalink)
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6 years nicotine free for me today.

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Old 12-04-2020, 03:06 PM   #72432 (permalink)
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Hardly going to complain about an invention that lets me listen to music instead whatever it was some idiot wanted to say.
Even if they wanted to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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Old 12-04-2020, 04:12 PM   #72433 (permalink)
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Yeah, what if they needed to ask you if you had any Grey Poupon.
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Old 12-04-2020, 04:27 PM   #72434 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2020, 06:01 PM   #72435 (permalink)
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Yeah, what if they needed to ask you if you had any Grey Poupon.
What would they want you to Poupon though?
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Old 12-04-2020, 06:05 PM   #72436 (permalink)
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I can’t believe I’m cracking up at the joke but I am.
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Old 12-04-2020, 07:02 PM   #72437 (permalink)
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i wanna go to a bar or strip joint but damm im scared of covid

its been so long ...... since ive been
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Old 12-04-2020, 10:39 PM   #72438 (permalink)
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I hear a guillotine
Probably a mouse trap. Sorry.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-05-2020, 04:39 AM   #72439 (permalink)
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"How'd you lose your fingers?"

"I was listening to Joe Rogans podcast and his stance on possible alien prostitution and the effect it has on homosexual kangaroo marriage in Cucamonga had me so triggered that I jammed my hand into the carton sealer."

Definitely call OSHA and have them eradicate that ****.
why am I not surprised there's at least one nerd that came to the defense of OSHA and their safety glasses and anti fun ordinances

What can I say? I'm out here living dangerous. Listening to cumtown while stacking boxes....cuz I can.
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Old 12-05-2020, 07:59 AM   #72440 (permalink)
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why am I not surprised there's at least one nerd that came to the defense of OSHA and their safety glasses and anti fun ordinances

What can I say? I'm out here living dangerous. Listening to cumtown while stacking boxes....cuz I can.
Stickin it to the man.

I'm more of a dork though.
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