Maybe tell them the earbuds help morale and productivity :o:

"How'd you lose your fingers?"

"I was listening to Joe Rogans podcast and his stance on possible alien prostitution and the effect it has on homosexual kangaroo marriage in Cucamonga had me so triggered that I jammed my hand into the carton sealer."

Definitely call OSHA and have them eradicate that ****.

Got my Mercedes back finally after that woman so wrecklessly crashed into me. Looks good as new!

Damm Baller ????? how much u pay for car insurance ..?????

If he was a real baller he'd have said "Benzo" tho.

It's around $1200 a year, but I get discounts for not being a mouth-breathing troglodyte like the woman who crashed into me.

Bluetooth headphones are definitely a workplace game changer I can't live without anymore.

I must admit, I detest how prevalent they've become. If I don't see someone wearing them and I call out to them, it's like I don't exist.

And with Apple leading the way by removing the AUX jack from all their phones, other phone manufacturers are following suit. Such bull****. Pretty soon, I'm going to need a goddamn adapter to carry around with my phone if I want to continue using my AKG Q701s.

**** car touchscreen media interfaces too - one of the dumbest design decisions ever.

I don't owe you my attention, bitch. **** off.

Hardly going to complain about an invention that lets me listen to music instead whatever it was some idiot wanted to say.