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Old 11-27-2020, 10:09 PM   #72361 (permalink)
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My 10 day old daughter sharted while simultaneously sneezing into my eyes today. Let me tell you...covid and a newborn really limit what you can do.
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Old 11-27-2020, 10:13 PM   #72362 (permalink)
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My 10 day old daughter sharted while simultaneously sneezing into my eyes today. Let me tell you...co is and a newborn really limit what you can do.
You what Newton Third Law of Parenting says: "For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction."
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Old 11-27-2020, 10:17 PM   #72363 (permalink)
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My 10 day old daughter sharted while simultaneously sneezing into my eyes today. Let me tell you...covid and a newborn really limit what you can do.
Let me know if you need a babysitter.
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Old 11-27-2020, 10:18 PM   #72364 (permalink)
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Let me know if you need a babysitter.
You would sit on a baby?
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Old 11-27-2020, 10:21 PM   #72365 (permalink)
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You would sit on a baby?
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Old 11-27-2020, 10:24 PM   #72366 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2020, 06:23 AM   #72367 (permalink)
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Congratulations, Daddy Rez!
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Old 11-28-2020, 08:19 AM   #72368 (permalink)
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Did you actually get laid or did you sneak into a Catholic school with a turkey baster?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-28-2020, 02:43 PM   #72369 (permalink)
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Congrats, papi, I imagine she's a doll <3
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Old 11-28-2020, 02:49 PM   #72370 (permalink)
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I'd imagine it was a doll too if it wasn't for the the whole having a baby thing.
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