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11-27-2020, 10:09 PM | #72361 (permalink) |
Registered Jimmy Rustler
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My 10 day old daughter sharted while simultaneously sneezing into my eyes today. Let me tell you...covid and a newborn really limit what you can do.
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11-27-2020, 10:13 PM | #72362 (permalink) | |
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You what Newton Third Law of Parenting says: "For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction."
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11-27-2020, 10:17 PM | #72363 (permalink) |
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Let me know if you need a babysitter.
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11-27-2020, 10:18 PM | #72364 (permalink) |
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You would sit on a baby?
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11-27-2020, 10:21 PM | #72365 (permalink) |
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11-28-2020, 08:19 AM | #72368 (permalink) | |
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Did you actually get laid or did you sneak into a Catholic school with a turkey baster?
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11-28-2020, 02:49 PM | #72370 (permalink) | |
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I'd imagine it was a doll too if it wasn't for the the whole having a baby thing.
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