My 10 day old daughter sharted while simultaneously sneezing into my eyes today. Let me tell you...covid and a newborn really limit what you can do.

You what Newton Third Law of Parenting says: "For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction."

Let me know if you need a babysitter.

You would sit on a baby?

Yes.

:laughing: ****ing pervert

Congratulations, Daddy Rez! :clap:
https://media2.giphy.com/media/g9582DNuQppxC/200.gif

Did you actually get laid or did you sneak into a Catholic school with a turkey baster?

Rez fucks

Congrats, papi, I imagine she's a doll <3

I'd imagine it was a doll too if it wasn't for the the whole having a baby thing.